The Best Thing Since Sliced Brains

by Alpine Ghost

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released July 27, 2016

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Track Name: Rudy is a Cigarette
Rudy is a cigarette
Smoking in a turtle neck
Rudy is a cigarette
Oh yeah.

His fro is tobacco
Don't you be a space cadet
Rudy is a cigarette
Oh yeah.

Why can't you see?
Cigs are Rudy.
Smoking like a chimney.

He writes songs for Mao Zedong.
He loves doing Pirouettes.
Rudy is a cigarette.
Oh yeah.

His fro is tobacco
Don't you be a space cadet
Rudy is a cigarette.
Oh yeah.

Why can't you see?
Cigs are Rudy.
Smoking like a chimney.

Rudy pays off student debt
by networking on the internet (Linked in).
Now he's selling cigarettes.
Track Name: Martian Mambo
TRAZZ

TRAZZ

TRAP JAZZ

ALIENS.

MAMBO #5
Track Name: Hullabaloo
Im in your love-drunk fire
smelling like bonfire smoke.

You flame me – ohhh rearrange me
You make me the man nobody knows.
I'll make your night,
and coffee roast.

WOAH LOLA - no more hullabaloo.
WOAH LOLA - I'm never tired of you.

All I wanna do is spend the day with you.
All I wanna do is fool around with you.

When your lips go silent,
you just crank my stereo.

You raise me ohhhhh rearrange me
You make me the man nobody knows.
I'll make your night,
and coffee roast.

WOAH LOLA - no more hullabaloo.
WOAH LOLA - I'm never tired of you.

All I wanna do is spend the day with you.
All I wanna do is fool around with you.
Track Name: Hot Drunk Summer
My office is on fire.
My futures "looking bright."

Lets picnic with brains
on some bagel bites.

It's a beautiful day (hey! hey!)
wanna go for a drown?

I know this secret spot
where no one is around.

This summer is gonna be the best one ever! 4X

Lets shotgun a beer.
Oops.. I forgot the beer.

This summers been awesome
but I'd kill for a career.

Cruising with the top down
Tinder date in the trunk.

When she screams for help
I tell the cops, "she's drunk."

This summer is gonna be the best one ever! 4X

Gimme the lowdown in the U.S.A
Eating people everyday in the U.S.A
I mean we party! in the U.S.A
And we are cisgender straight in the U.S.A
Summer loving – crazy.
Always rising me & you & the ocean too.
Baby, you shine like an oil spill
More pure than any tap water.

There's a bloodbath in the streets
and I'm dancing in the rain.

They put me in a jail cell
But I'll be back again.

Next summer is gonna be the best one ever! 4X
Track Name: Johnny wants to build a wall.
Johnny wants to build a wall.

Evolution is fake
I like straights
I like whites
I like the NRA

Global warming
that's gay.
Drill baby drill
They're great!

HI MY NAMES JOHNNY
IM YOUR NEIGHBOR, HONEY.

People don't need health care,
welfare or cancer screening.

People need prisons for black people
and their dreaming.

Refugees, bitch please.
Make America great again for whitey-tighties

HI MY NAMES JOHNNY
IM YOUR NEIGHBOR, HONEY.

I hump trump.
I vigilante.
I put bibles in your uterus
since A.D.

HI MY NAMES JOHNNY
IM YOUR NEIGHBOR, HONEY.